You will need:

Too small pants
Old pair of glasses
Masking tape
Knee high socks
Big book or a notebook

Instructions

A.  Put on your too small pants and button your shirt up wrong you could have it tucked in half way too.

B.  Slick your hair back

C.  Put a wad of masking tape on your glasses in different spots to pretend your holding them together

D.  Put on your socks but have one pulled up and one down.

E.  Carry a big book or light weight notebook under your arm