Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
> met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
>together was, of course, perfect.
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> > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
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> > > perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
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> > > the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
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> > > There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
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> > > disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
> > > perfect couple loaded
> > > Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
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> > > delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
> > > conditions deteriorated and
> > > the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
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> > > Only one of them survived the accident.
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> > > Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the
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> > > Answer:
> > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
> > > really existed in the
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> > > Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
> > > no such thing as a
> > > perfect man.
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> > > Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
> > > joke. Men keep scrolling.
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> > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
> > > the woman must have been
> > > driving.
> > > This explains why there was a car accident. (Men
> > > Keep scrolling.)
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> > > By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
> > > reading, this illustrates
> > > another point: Women never listen.
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Carmen Anderson
Comanche TX
76442
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