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0|0|a funny joke to brighten your day|LindaOH|martinl3@oadrunner.com|16:07:24|07/13/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-13-18 at 04:07 PM (Eastern) by 75.180.37.22</font></center><p>Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". <BR>Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". <BR>One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get anotherchance." <BR>Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".<BR>The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for theentire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say oneword, it's 50 dollars."<BR>Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds offancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricksover and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot<BR>turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to getyou to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"<BR>Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars".
1|1|That was cute!|melpaul|Melpaul199@aol.com|16:33:39|07/13/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-13-18 at 04:33 PM (Eastern) by 100.11.101.75</font></center><p>Thanks
2|1|LOL Too funny!!!! Thanks for the laugh :) :)|suzhappy|slz397@outlook.com|16:35:00|07/13/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-13-18 at 04:35 PM (Eastern) by 24.145.48.30</font></center><p>Please leave me feedback if we have <BR>had a favorable trade and I will do <BR>the same for you!<P><a href="http://www.refundsweepers.com/dcforum/fee">http://www.refundsweepers.com/dcforum/fee</a><BR>dback/28.html
3|1|loved it!!!!!|patsyann|candy5218@aol.com|19:15:27|07/14/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-14-18 at 07:15 PM (Eastern) by 99.102.47.114</font></center><p>ty
4|1|Made both DH &amp; I chuckle!|Tiggy|DealzMartin@aol.com|19:18:02|07/14/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-14-18 at 07:18 PM (Eastern) by 65.26.239.132</font></center><p>Thanks
5|1|Just saw this and couldn't help but laugh ...|Jorainna|jorainna@aol.com|09:26:54|07/16/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-16-18 at 09:26 AM (Eastern) by 64.191.173.231</font></center><p>  :)  
6|1|Like!!|Geri|geristiber@gmail.com|11:29:22|07/16/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-16-18 at 11:29 AM (Eastern) by 67.175.35.211</font></center><p>nt
7|1|HAHAHAHAHA! |DAVESBABYDOLL|swelch1@frontier.com|11:37:52|07/16/2018|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jul-16-18 at 11:37 AM (Eastern) by 50.54.48.236</font></center><p>Funny!