A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork he burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become an auto mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. This equaled an A". After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career. 1|1|Very Cute!|hgtvrules|hgtv035@aol.com|11:50:14|01/28/2016|
** 2|1|DH enjoyed that one too!!|loopylops|zachsarah25@gmail.com|17:38:24|01/28/2016|
The nicest place to be is in someone's
thoughts..the safest place to be is in
someone's prayers and the very best place
to be is..in the hands of God...
3|1|that is sooooo cute.|ppe1952|matwell3@rochester.rr.com|08:18:33|01/29/2016|
DO NOT meddle in the affairs of dragons for YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP!