I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Scout, the wonder dog. The lady behind me in the checkout line asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her, "No, I was starting the Purina diet again". I confided that I probably shouldn't try it again, because last time I was on it, even though I lost 50 pounds, I wound up in the ICU at the hospital.
Horrified, she asked if the dog food poisoned me or caused a blockage? I told her, "No, I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and I was hit by a car."
That shut her up, but Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. 1|1|that's so funny|kdrink|kdrink34@yahoo.com|16:13:54|10/20/2013|
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