A lawyer should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question..unless they are prepared for the answer..!!
In a trial ,a southern small town proscuting attorney,called his first witness, a grandmotherly,elderly woman to the stand.
He approached and said...."mrs jones ,do you know me?" She responded.."Why yes i do know you,Mr Williams,Ive known you since you were a boy and frankly you've been a
big disappointment to me. You lie,you cheat on your wife,you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a bigshot,you havent got the
brains to realize you never amounted to anything more than a two bit pencil pusher. Yes i know you!
The lawyer was stunned! Not know what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied...Why yes i do, I have known Mr Bradley since he was youngester too. He's lazy,bigoted,and he has a drinking problem. He cant build a normal relationship
with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different woman and one of them was your
wife..Yes i know him!
The defense attorney nearly died!
The judge ask both conselors to approach the bench......and in a very quiet voice said........
If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me " I will send you both to the electric chair!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1|1|cute, thanks for posting.|dlpavitt|dlpavitt@att.net|07:49:04|09/30/2011|
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