Heather :)
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http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=hmreitz&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=50 1|1|I LIVE IN FINDLAY OHIO|mary|w123654@aol.com|20:13:21|01/17/2004|
IT IS ABOUT 2 HRS. FROM YOU. MY SON JUST MOVE THERE. 2|1|Another Buckeye|jsbluelady|jsbluelady@aol.com|19:46:34|01/20/2004|
Hi I live outside of Otway in the Portsmouth area, was told we are in Appalachia and I do believe that, we moved down here 2 years ago on 9/11 from the Cleveland area and talk about culture shock, for sure!! Nice to meet you. Jayne 3|2|did you move on 9/11/01????|hmreitz|hmreitz@cinci.rr.com|20:25:36|01/20/2004|
Heather :)
Please check out my ebay auctions!
http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=hmreitz&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=50 4|3|I'm in Cleveland - another Ohioan - but a distance from all of you!!|DE01740|DESimunek@yahoo.com|21:39:27|01/20/2004|
Hi 5|4|Another Buckeye|little_baby_doll|mkortman@defnet.com|03:38:12|01/21/2004|
Hicksville. I'm a distance from all of you. I'm right near the Indiana state line. 6|2|Welcome to Appalachia!!............|WebbTrader|buddy-99@juno.com|12:19:14|01/21/2004|
I live close to you - near Lucasville. My husband is from the Otway area! That is so cool - maybe we can meet some day.
Here are some terms that might help you as you try adjust to living down here:
APPALACHIA COMPUTER TERMS
BAR CODE---The fighting rules at the local tavern
BUG---The reason you give for calling in sick
Chip - Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in
Cache - Needed when ya run out of food stamps
CPU - We callem' skunks round here
DIGITAL---The art of counting on your fingers
Enter - Northrn fer "Come on in y'all"
Hacker - Uncle Otis after 32 years of smokin
HARDCOPY---The pictures you look at when selecting tattoos
Intellimouse - What we mus hav here, cuz our cat shore cant' catch em!
KEYBOARD---Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
LOG ON - Making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF - Dont add no more wood
MAC---Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ---How your head feels after 15 beers
Micro Chip - What's left in the bottom of the potato chip bag
Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high
MOUSE PAD---Where Mickey and Minie live
Online - Where to stay when takin the sobriety test
Product - Hi-Strength duct tape
Product Support - Extra layer of Hi-Strength duct tape
Product Update - Totally replacin da duct tape
Program - What ya have yer kids do 2 the VCR
Prompt - What da mail aint' in da winter time
SCREEN---Helps to keep the skeeters off the porch
Software - Plastic forks an knifes
Upgrade - What BuBBa could never do in school
Utilities - What gits shut off on a reglar basis
World~Wide~Web - Where them big ole' spiders live
APPALACHIA MEDICAL TERMS
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan - Searching for the cat.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live longer than your kids do.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Hospital - The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Tablet - A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of mine.
Varicose - Near by
7|1|Appalachia language|jsbluelady|jsbluelady@aol.com|20:02:25|01/21/2004|
We got a great chuckle from your post. I am on 348 3 1/2 miles outside of Otway going toward Adams County. You can't miss our place as we have 5 big yellow tobacco barns down by the creek and the house sets up on a hill 1/4 mile up the drive. Yes we did move on 9/11/01, it was so very hard for me to move as I was leaving my grandchildren, kids, friends, etc. and when that happened I was doing good to drive down here by myself as all I could do was cry. I still don't find it easy living here but my 5 dogs do help (4 in the house) and of course reading and posting on the boards is great also. Glad to meet you all. Thanks Jayne 8|2|from Mentor, Ohio here|kristen|tackett6@earthlink.net|19:02:21|01/22/2004|
about 15-20 mins from cleveland
Kristen 9|1|Yet another buckeye!!|DSarr|nieniebug33@hotmail.com|16:26:51|01/23/2004|
Hi ,
I am yet another fellow buckeye. I am 35years old.Married 12 years and parttime SAHM to 2 girls 5&8. I also do telephone sales parttime. We live in Marietta which is on the OH-WV border.Just wanted to say HI!