3|1|LOL! :) Well, Deedra, we know what is on YOUR mind today, hehehehehehehehe!|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|10:38:36|07/25/2011|A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his peepee hanging out.'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." 1|1|and one more....|ptmama525|ptmama525@aol.com|10:10:02|07/25/2011|
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."
2|2|boy those were some good ones lmao and the cats are lookin at me like what is wrong with you LOL LOL LOL LOL|lydzkydz|lydzmcss@yahoo.com|10:14:32|07/25/2011|
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THANKS!! 4|2|ha ha ha ha ha ha ha|smiles|mrsbettygreen@yahoo.com|11:29:31|07/25/2011|
3|1|LOL! :) Well, Deedra, we know what is on YOUR mind today, hehehehehehehehe!|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|10:38:36|07/25/2011|
" You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless it was mailed."
5|1|Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.|smiles|mrsbettygreen@yahoo.com|11:34:08|07/25/2011|
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
"I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde #1
"Do what?” asked Blonde #2
"Send my lawn out to be mowed” 6|1|Hee, Hee! You guys are on a roll this morning. ;-)|Arizona|vbj48@cox.net|11:36:19|07/25/2011|
V 7|1|That was funny!!|melpaul|Melpaul199@aol.com|12:55:40|07/25/2011|
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