3|1|LOL! That's hilarious.....|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|17:04:30|07/19/2011|A note that I received.
This morning on the Interstate...
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her Face up next to her
Rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds...
to continue shaving and when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Bob and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
1|1|that was a good one !!! and so true for some drivers |lydzkydz|lydzmcss@yahoo.com|12:40:17|07/19/2011|
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THANKS!! 2|1|true story ..........................|smiles|mrsbettygreen@yahoo.com|16:43:56|07/19/2011|
lol
3|1|LOL! That's hilarious.....|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|17:04:30|07/19/2011|
" You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless it was mailed."
4|1|That was funny!!|melpaul|Melpaul199@aol.com|20:57:34|07/19/2011|
:)