Posted on Jul-02-11 at 10:16 AM (Eastern) by 98.22.221.161
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Rebublican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled OPRAH.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my nuts off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, nor was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding on who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
1|1|I love George Carlin but this can not be all his words as he passed away before Oprah decided to go off the air|teener|teenerzacsneenee@yahoo.com|10:30:15|07/02/2011|
>Last edited on Jul-02-11 at 10:24 AM
>(Eastern) by 98.22.221.161Posted on Jul-02-11 at
>10:16 AM (Eastern) by 98.22.221.161
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George
>Carlin
>I am your worst nightmare. I am
>a BAD American. I am George
>Carlin. I believe the money I
>make belongs to me and my
>family, not some mid level governmental
>functionary be it Democratic or Rebublican!
> I'm in touch with my
>feelings and I like it that
>way, damn it! I think being
>a minority does not make you
>noble or victimized, and does not
>entitle you to anything. I
>believe that if you are selling
>a Big Mac, try to do
>it in English. I think
>fireworks should be legal on the
>4th of July. I think
>that being a student doesn't give
>you any more enlightenment than working
>at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
>parents are footing the bill to
>put your pansy ass through 4
>years plus, of college, you haven't
>begun to be enlightened. I
>believe everyone has a right to
>pray to his or her God
>when and where they want to.
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe
>Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled
>OPRAH. I don't hate the
>rich. I don't pity the poor.
> I know wrestling is fake
>and I don't waste time arguing
>about it. I think global
>warming is a big lie. Where
>are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my nuts off during
>these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying? I've never owned a slave,
>nor was a slave, I didn't
>wander forty years in the desert
>after getting chased out of Egypt.
>I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and
>neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
> I want to know which
>church it is exactly where the
>Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he
>gets his money, and why he
>is always part of the problem
>and not the solution. Can I
>get an AMEN on that one?
>I think the cops have every
>right to shoot your sorry ass
>if you're running from them. I
>also think they have the right
>to pull your ass over if
>you're breaking the law, regardless of
>what color you are. I
>think if you are too stupid
>to know how a ballot works,
>I don't want you deciding on
>who should be running the most
>powerful nation in the world for
>the next four years. I
>dislike those people standing in the
>intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into
>making "donations" to their cause. These
>people should be targets. I
>believe that it doesn't take a
>village to raise a child, it
>takes two parents. I believe
>if she has her lips on
>your willie, it's sex, and this
>applies even if you are President
>of the United States. And
>what the hell is going on
>with gas prices... again? If this
>makes me a BAD American, then
>yes, I'm a BAD American.
2|1|I love this every time I read it|kellysp6637|frugalk76@aol.com|10:32:06|07/02/2011|
and agree 100000000000000000000000000000000%. 3|1|That one has been circling the net for more than a decade now in various forms...|sunriver|sunriver@gmail.com|12:02:47|07/02/2011|
As much as folks seem to like it, George Carlin didn't say it. It doesn't even sound like his voice. :0) 4|2|I agree|morninglory42|morninglory42@hotmail.com|13:15:36|07/02/2011|
I love this as it pretty well sums up how most of Americans feel.Yes, I've read it before and I like it more each time.Says what most of us are afraid to say for fear of being called racist or whatever name they call it now.Bull honkey!The media is afraid to report anything in black and white as SO afraid of just that!BS