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0|0|For all you men out there   read this please!   LOL|melpaul|Melpaul199@aol.com|17:24:35|06/26/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-26-11 at 05:24 PM (Eastern) by 205.188.116.68</font></center><p>Subject: Fw: Man of the house<P><BR>MAN OF THE HOUSE<BR>A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, <BR>"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."<P>He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!<P>Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.<BR>Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"<P> <BR>The wife replied,<BR>"The funeral director would be my first guess."<BR> 
1|1|OMG...that is sooooo funny|kellysp6637|frugalk76@aol.com|18:17:04|06/26/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-26-11 at 06:17 PM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68</font></center><p>my dh even laughed at that
2|2|Made me roar with laughter at &quot;funeral director&quot; lol!!|HONEY11|HONEY1@AMERITECH.NET|19:12:56|06/26/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-26-11 at 07:12 PM (Eastern) by 76.217.56.129</font></center><p>     o    <BR>       o    <BR>           @..@<BR>          (----) <BR>         ( )--( )<BR>          o0..0o  Linda  <BR>   <BR>Can use these coupons with at least 2 or 3 wks before expiration<P>Always ISO: Any cents off.<BR>McCormick taco seasoning<BR>Ortega or Old El Paso taco shells<BR>Gain,Dawn, Ajax dishwashing liquid<BR>Hamburger Helper**have enough for now*<BR>Campbells soups(good on cream one's)<BR>Bar soap- Jergen's, Caress,Tone,Johnson's baby<BR>Knorr side dishes(noodles or rice)<BR>*************************************<BR>$2 Fresh Step cat litter(clay or scoop) AOS<P>$1 Tidy cats cat litter AOS *Have enough for now**<P><P>
3|3|that is real funny|couponuts|jtcmack@roadrunner.com|19:58:25|06/26/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-26-11 at 07:58 PM (Eastern) by 67.242.49.128</font></center><p>lol
4|1|HA....|inthesticks|inthesticks@windstream.net|21:22:56|06/26/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-26-11 at 09:22 PM (Eastern) by 173.184.218.247</font></center><p>ha. ha.  
5|2|ooh your just pissy coz your not a real man.|BriansMommy|mommytobrian04@aol.com|11:13:38|06/27/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-27-11 at 11:13 AM (Eastern) by 71.168.78.156</font></center><p>www.myspace.com/briansmommy04
6|3|and you are...|inthesticks|inthesticks@windstream.net|17:29:00|06/27/2011|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Jun-27-11 at 05:29 PM (Eastern) by 173.184.218.247</font></center><p>...a prime example of why abortion should remain legal!