YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN - -
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
6. Someone asks you how far away something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN - -
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature."
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7 You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN - -
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN - -
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names.
YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN - -
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN - -
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! "
YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN - -
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people
6. You don't know how to vote
Have a good day!!
Teresa
Have a Great Day!
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GO HOGS GO!!
Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooiee!
1|1|cute!|dlpavitt|dlpavitt@att.net|07:03:51|02/25/2011|
ALways looking for:
daisy sourcream .60/1, or .50/1
utz chips, any
hunt's snack pack pudding
eggland's best eggs, .50/1 or better
powerade(any)
pepperidge farm cakes
thomas's english muffins
skippy peanut butter off 1
jif peanut butter off 1
Kellogg's off 1
General mills off 1
viva papertowels, .75/1
cottonelle, 1.00/1 or .50/1
cottonelle wipes 1.00/1 or better
coolwhip, any
gatorade g2
coupons good on ANY coke product
sprite coupons
mystic pizza coupons
Unused Stamps(small denomination's okay)
Well concealed cash
Free's(that I need)
bigelow tea, any
pphf, existing funds please
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Try to get all trades out with in 12 hours of confirmation. If you do not have a board name, and feedback, I will mail my end, only after I receive your end. Happy trading. Thanks for looking, Donna
2|1|Thanks for the early morning chuckle|eecwz|eecwz1@gmail.com |07:37:01|02/25/2011|
Thanks for all the great trades. Please leave me feedback here:
http://www.refundsweepers.com/dcforum/feedback/1094.html
3|1|for Midwest here's a cute related story..|Skaytes|skaytez@gmail.com|08:25:00|02/25/2011|
To add on to the Midwest, it's also when you don't 'care' who the celebrity is you've met or better yet dont' know them! lol! True story: The famous Culver Academy is about 45 min from here in area I used to work for many years. My ex boss's wife worked at the Condiminiums there where alot of the kids parents (rich & famous) stayed. People are used to the rich & famous being around and think nothing of it normally. In this case the celebrity (Richard Dreyfuss..remember "Jaws"?)was calling for someone to bring up more towels to his room. Boss's wife knocked on his door..gave him the towels and asked if there was anything else he needed. No he said..she turned to leave. He yelled "Wait! Dont' you want my autograph?!" She said "no" and turned to go. He yelled "Wait!! Don't you even know who I am?!" she said "no" and started wo walk away yet again. He yelled "I am Richard Dreyfuss. Remember me? Jaws?" She looked at him with a blank face and said "No" and shrugged her shoulders and walked off. My ex boss said his wife said the guy just could NOT believe she didn't care who he was. Later I guess he spoke to her again when he seen her..tried to chat a bit..made the statement that he thought it was really weird he could walk down the main street..go in stores there..no one cared. Out on the lake in a boat was a different story..people would notice him and yell "hi" or such but not really bother him. He couldn't get over it. *chuckle*
Now if you were a big time local farmer, people would be all over you talking to you here! lol! I never thought about that preposition at the end of the sentence but we DO say that exact phrase ALL the time. :) Also it's 'crick' not 'creek' and you 'warsh' not 'wash' your clothes. :)
4|1|Enjoyed that - Thanks! :)|Arizona|vbj48@cox.net|08:31:31|02/25/2011|
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