Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married......
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckoo-ed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckoo-ed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
(((((((((MIDNIGHT))))))))))
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'
When I asked him why,
he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckoo-ed
three times,
then said 'oh s----!!!!.'
Cuckoo-ed 4 more times, cleared its
throat,
cuckoo-ed another three times,
giggled, cuckoo-ed twice more,
and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
1|1|OMGosh that is sooo funny|lydzkydz|wyldkydz@embarqmail.com|12:25:28|01/06/2011|
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4|1|Ok another true but funny girls night out!|lrqueen|lrqueen@roadrunner.com|23:32:08|01/07/2011|
I am not one to really go out much but on a bet with my sisters and sister in-law I went to a male stripper night club which is really not my thing at all. Well, before I went I decided I would go to Bingo. I hit on the first card for a $100 bucks and I left. On my way to the club I stopped at a local carry-out and loaded my big purse with beer because I did not want to spend the prices they charged at the Bar. Not that I could not afford it. I just didn't want to give away my good hard earned bingo money. While enroute once again to the club I saw a Dollar store and decided to stop to pick up some of their "Big" Fake dollar play money and crammed this into my purse also. So I arrived and all it takes for me to feel good is two beers. I had my beers and began passing out the fake dollars to the girls around me so they could use it to get these guys to dance for them. The guys thought they were getting rich and danced for us until break time. When they came back from break they started dancing and all of a sudden one of the guys yelled Hey! thats the lady with the fake money get her!! Of course We departed quickly tripping over tables as we ran laughing out the door!
When I got home my husband was up waiting and wanted the full details of the experience. When I told him some girl had passed out fake money and was busted he said OMG!!! Did they arrest her? I said nope and I am home aren't I? Of course I haeard the comment that only my wife would do such a thing! We still laugh to this day about it. 5|1|LOL Thanks for the laugh...I needed it!!!!!!!|suzhappy|suzhappy@yahoo.com|08:51:42|01/08/2011|
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