My husband brought this home from work... I thought it was funny enough to retype and post. NOt sure were it came from originally.
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Maine. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from the South. He ordered her to kept he house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second days he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
1|1|love it|kaq214|qmsq8865@aol.com|14:47:48|12/12/2010|
haha 2|1|Thanks for the good laugh, sent to my sisters...lol|BMOREGAL|bmoregal2000@aol.com|23:53:51|12/12/2010|
The needs of the many, outweigh the greed of a few.
wish list
morningstar farm veggie foods
Sabra hummus
activa $1
yo plus
millstone coffee $1
kashi foods $1
Bear naked cereal
Malto meal cereal IP ok
Tide $2
Purex 3-1 $3
Silk soy milk $1
baby wipes $1
Toilet paper $1...marcal, cottonelle ect
free food or paper items
Btfe
Doggie treats, Eukanuba
poptarts
Target pharmacy coupons for $10 GC wyb meds
please send w/l as i have lots to trade but no PP,Thanks in advance...Iris
3|1|HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA|smiles|mrsbettygreen@yahoo.com|21:21:38|12/13/2010|
toooooooooo funny 4|1|Good one!|hudge4|hudge95@yahoo.com|23:07:01|12/13/2010|
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