This only works for those in Minnna soda ya know!
Norwegian Math Test (We know what we're doing!)
A Norwegian fella wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'
'Without numbers?' The Norwegian says, 'Dat's easy.' and proceeds to draw three trees.
'What's this?' the boss asks.
'Vot! you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Norwegian.
'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. 'Dar ya go.'
The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?'
'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, 'All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'
The Norwegian fella stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Dar ya go. Von hundred.'
The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, vich makes von hundred.'
'So, ven do I start?
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Please identify yourself in 1st email w/name/username. Due to recent problem trades, if I haven't traded w/you before, I will probably require you send your end 1st or I'll need LEGIT trade references/feedback. I will be happy to provide the same. IF you plan to hold your end til you've received mine, I will need to know that IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE trade is finalized.
1|1|LMAO...Thank You For Sharing........|Heyushell|heyushell@aol.com|08:47:47|10/19/2010|
Im still laughing....
:O)
*~~Im Just A "Pantiless Hag" who Loves RS BUT Can Do Without The BS~~*
*~~If Your A "Wine Salesman" And Have Wine Tags....I Wanna Marry You~~* 2|2|Tami....this is awesome...|BusterBrown|srfreezerqueen@hotmail.com|20:05:22|10/19/2010|
first post i opened on sweepers since i got home from florida...worth the wait...LOL 3|1|FUNNY, since I'm of MN Norwegian blood...I'll have to fwd this to the family in MN!|bluh2oeyes|bluh2oeyes@yahoo.com|20:57:32|10/19/2010|
Thanks for the laugh.
Jennifer in North Carolina...the Tar Heel State
4|1|very cute!! needd a laugh. Thanks for posting.|dlpavitt|dlpavitt@att.net|20:57:42|10/19/2010|
ALways looking for:
daisy sourcream .60/1, or .50/1
utz chips, any
hunt's snack pack pudding
eggland's best eggs, .50/1 or better
powerade(any)
pepperidge farm cakes
thomas's english muffins
skippy peanut butter off 1
jif peanut butter off 1
Kellogg's off 1
General mills off 1
viva papertowels, .75/1
cottonelle, 1.00/1 or .50/1
cottonelle wipes 1.00/1 or better
coolwhip, any
gatorade g2
coupons good on ANY coke product
sprite coupons
mystic pizza coupons
Unused Stamps(small denomination's okay)
Well concealed cash
Free's(that I need)
bigelow tea, any
pphf, existing funds please
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Try to get all trades out with in 12 hours of confirmation. If you do not have a board name, and feedback, I will mail my end, only after I receive your end. Happy trading. Thanks for looking, Donna
5|1|Ha! That's hi-larious! :D|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|21:21:33|10/19/2010|
" You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless it was mailed."
6|2|great laugh of the nite :)|lydzkydz|wyldkydz@embarqmail.com|22:40:19|10/19/2010|
hehehe
please include your user name on refundsweepers.
i appreciate all the trades made in the past.
THANKS!!