Know A Nurse?
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took
her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!
You know you're a nurse if .....
You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
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Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
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You know the smell of different diarrheas and can identify them.
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You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
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You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and
ask you to work.
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You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table sick.
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You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you even knew before you
started nursing.
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Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.
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You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle - to convince the doctor is
the other half."
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You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to
holler if they need help.
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Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
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You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.
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You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and
you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
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Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
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You have seen more bare bottoms than any "Working Girl."
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If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our
mind set and questionable mental status/sanity.
Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly.
" You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless it was mailed."
1|1|Lmao very cute|kandywolf|kandywolf@gmail.com|16:10:05|01/30/2010|
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2|1|i used to tell my patients my name was Ralph|ppe1952|MATWELL3@ROCHESTER.RR.COM|17:32:22|01/30/2010|
Remember your manners: when god answers your prayers----- say thank you. 3|2|ROFL....the first is my favorite :D|petunia1|sweetpea39@comcast.net|18:00:45|01/30/2010|
too funny and too true...scary ! 4|1|I am not a nurse but these are so funny!!|bcmunns|bcmunns@bellsouth.net|18:22:38|01/30/2010|
>Posted on Jan-30-10 at 03:55 PM (Eastern)
>by 98.213.175.237Know A Nurse? Did you
>hear about the nurse who died
>and went straight to hell?
>It took her two weeks to
>realize she wasn't at work!
>You know you're a nurse if .....
>
>You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
>>>
>Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
>>>
>You know the smell of different diarrheas and can identify them.
>>>
>You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
>>>
>You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and
>ask you to work.
>>>
>You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table sick.
>>>
>You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you even knew before you
>started nursing.
>>>
>Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.
>>>
>You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle - to convince the doctor is
>the other half."
>>>
>You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to
>holler if they need help.
>>>
>Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
>>>
>You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.
>>>
>You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and
>you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
>>>
>Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
>>>
>You have seen more bare bottoms than any "Working Girl."
>>>
>If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our
>mind set and questionable mental status/sanity.
>Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly.
> " You'll get what's coming to
>you ... Unless it was mailed."
>
>
5|1|haha!! THe one about the confused pt...i found myself doing that the other day....|Sockrgrl33|kbess@cox.net|19:31:19|01/30/2010|
this lady kept yelling out non stop she had to go to the bathroom (never really did) I went and helped her several times(She wasn't my pt) one time she asked me my name and I told her "Abigail" (one of our techs :))....the entire night she kept yelling "Abigail I have to go to the bathroom"....lol poor Abigail :) 6|1|Dh and I are both nurses...I can't tell you how many times our boys have scolded us for talking shop at home, discussing wounds, vomit, bleeding....we do have enough tact not to talk about it at the dinner table though, lol. But it's nothing for me to go do a treatment on a nasty wound and then turn around and take my lunch break, lolol|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|20:22:00|01/30/2010|
" You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless it was mailed."
7|1|i love this one|WillaD|wila111@bellsouth.net|20:51:00|01/30/2010|
I am a RN and worked in the OR for 20yrs and many many days
didn't get to the bathroom all day,so i can relate to this one :O)
Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
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