I cut this out from the newspaper years ago & have hung onto it all this time cuz I just about fell off my chair laughing when I read it. I wanted to share after Tsquared jogged my memory. LOL
By KNIGHT-RIDER NEWS SERVICE
If the importance of something can be measured by its number of euphemisms, then flatulation must rank very high. Here are some of the best-known & the ones we can print:
Air biscuit, backfire, bark, barking spider, blast off, break wind, breezer, Bronx cheer, buck snort, burp, cough, cushion creeper, cut the cheese, down wind, drop a bundle, drop your lunch, elephant on my back, fluff, go off, hot intestinal sirocco, house frog, leave one, let off, let one fly, lunch, make a smell, nose closer, one-cheek sneak, painting the elevator, poop snore, poot, posterior breeze, rattler, raspberry, shooting rabbits, silent horror, SBD (aka silent but deadly), smell of gunpowder, snapper, sparkle, squeaker, squeaking chair, stepping on a frog, suffering the vapors, the butler's revenge, Tiparillo, toot, traf, trouser cough, zephyr.
Me again here. I'm sure there are many more since that could be added as I can think of a few. LOL
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