If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint
job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and
it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to
reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh,
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
1|1|Sounds like urine trouble. ROFL!!!|maraj|maraj64@hotmail.com|10:40:33|09/13/2009|
I have a can of Stop Leak here for your radiator leak & a bottle of STP (Stop That Poot) for the bad exhaust. OMG!! I'm dying here. LOLOLOL
Please identify yourself in 1st email w/name/username. Due to recent problem trades, if I haven't traded w/you before, I will probably require you send your end 1st or I'll need LEGIT trade references/feedback. I will be happy to provide the same. IF you plan to hold your end til you've received mine, I will need to know that IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE trade is finalized.
2|1|Make sure you make it one that fits you like a real cool red hot sports car lol|teener|teenerzacsneenee@yahoo.com|10:42:03|09/13/2009|
>Posted on Sep-13-09 at 10:28 AM (Eastern)
>by 65.127.17.210 If my body were
>a car, this is the time
>I would be thinking about
>trading it in for a newer model.
>
> I've got bumps and dents and
>scratches in my finish, and my
>paint
>job is getting a little dull.
> But that's not the worst of
>it. My headlights are out of
>focus, and
>it's especially hard to see things up
>close.
> My traction is not as graceful
>as it once was. I slip
>and slide and skid
>and bump into things even in the
>best of weather.
> My whitewalls are stained with varicose
>veins. It takes me hours to
>
>reach my maximum speed.
> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>But here's the worst of it --
>
> Almost every time I sneeze, cough
>or laugh,
>either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
>backfires.
>CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about
>You?
>
>
>
>
>POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to
>go on