THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER AS TOLD BY THE WIFE
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man
1|1|lol|glennie58|glenn_scott@alumni.ksg.harvard.edu|09:48:09|03/28/2009|
just like a man! 2|2|I enjoy your funny posts so much.. always try to read them for a good laugh. TY|car_mont|car_mont@hotmail.com|14:42:21|03/28/2009|
PLEASE INCLUDE - USER NAME AND YOUR OFFER if we are in a trade. 3|1|so thats what happen|LindaOh|Martinl3@roadrunner.com|14:48:34|03/28/2009|
here I thought I just ate too much lol very funny thanks for a laugh Linda