Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah 1|1|Here I am at...Camp Granada....|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|21:58:02|03/19/2009|
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy." 2|2|Camp is very entertaining|skw6559|skw3839@yahoo.com|23:59:12|03/19/2009|
... 3|1|we might have some fun it is stops raining|ppe1952|MATWELL3@ROCHESTER.RR.COM|09:06:48|03/20/2009|
Remember your manners: when god answers your prayers----- say thank you. 4|2|I went hiking with Joe Spivy|skw6559|skw3839@yahoo.com|13:39:29|03/20/2009|
... 5|1|and heres the rest of the story/song|nancygal|brennansnanna@hotmail.com|15:39:38|03/20/2009|
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah;
Here I am at camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining;
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember, Leonard Skinner?
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters;
And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies;
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya',
But my bunkmate has Malaria.
You remember Jeffery Hardy;
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah;
Take me home, I hate Grenada.
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home;
I promise I will not make noise, or
Mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay;
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Faddah, Darling Muddah;
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if you miss me;
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing;
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing;
Playing baseball; gee that's bettah;
Muddah, Faddah, kindly disregard this letter.