> While walking down the street one day a US senator is> tragically hit by a> truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by> St. Peter at the> entrance.> > 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.> 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We> seldom see a high> official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure> what to do with> you.'> > 'No problem, just let me in,' says the senator.> > 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher> up. What we'll do is have> you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.> Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'> > 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in> heaven,' says the senator.> > 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'> > And with that, St. Peter escort s him to the elevator and> he goes down,> down,> down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the> middle of a green> golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in> front of it are> all his friends and other politicians who had worked with> him.> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to> greet him, shake> his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while> getting rich at> the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of> golf and then dine> on lobster, caviar and champagne.> Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly> guy who has a good> time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good> time that before> > he realizes it, it is time to go.> > Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the> elevator rises .> > The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven> where St. Peter> is waiting for him.> > 'Now it's time to visit heaven.'> > So, 24 hour s pass with the senator joining a group of> contented souls> moving> from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They> have a good time> and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and> St. Peter returns.> > > 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another> in heaven. Now choose> your eternity.'> > > The senator reflects for a minute, then answers:> 'Well, I would never have said it before, I Mean heaven> has been delightful,> > but I think I would be better off in hell.'> > So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,> down, down to> hell.> > Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the> middle of a barren land> covered with waste and garbage.> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the> trash and putting> it in black bags as more trash falls from above...> > The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his> shoulder. 'I don't> understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I w> as here and there was a> golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,> drank champagne,> and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a> wasteland full of> garbage and my friends look miserable.> What happened?'> > The devil looks at him, smiles and says.......> > 'Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.'
"Women should not have children after 35. Thirty-five children are enough." - anonymous (Only 28 to GO!) 1|1|roflmbo! too funny! thanks for the laugh! :)|pussecat|pu55ecat@aol.com|10:19:10|11/06/2008|
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2|1|To Funny!! Love IT!!|dlpavitt|dlpavitt@att.net|13:10:36|11/06/2008|
ALways looking for:
fancy feast UPC's(paying .05 each)
daisy sourcream .60/1, or .50/1
McDonald's Big mac Bogo's, or Free's
utz chips, any
viva papertowels, .75/1 after 10/11
cottonelle, 1.00/1 or .50/1
cottonelle wipes 1.00/1 or better
coolwhip, any
gatorade g2
coupons good on ANY coke product
sprite coupons
mystic pizza coupons
arm and hammer detergent off 1
NBPN rebates good in Ct
Pull up's coupons( home mailer's only
WINE TAG's bread, beef, poultry,cheese, deli items
Unused Stamps(small denomination's okay)
Well concealed cash
Free's(that I need)
BOGO's(that I need)
bigelow tea, any
pphf, existing funds please
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Try to get all trades out with in 12 hours of confirmation. If you do not have a board name, and feedback, I will mail my end, only after I receive your end. Happy trading. Thanks for looking, Donna
3|1|ROFL! That's a good one! :D|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|16:43:55|11/06/2008|
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