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0|0|Questions.....|maraj|maraj64@hotmail.com|19:09:47|11/05/2008|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Nov-05-08 at 07:09 PM (Eastern) by 207.190.75.230</font></center><p>Had to share. ;) I love the ones about electrons & asteroids. ROFL!!!<P>Questions.....<BR>   <BR>Can you cry under water? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why does a round pizza come in a square box? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>What disease did cured ham actually have? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why did you just try singing the two songs above? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? <P>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?<P><P><P>"If you pick up a starving dog & make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog & a man."<BR><a style="color: #660099; font-family: helvetica; font-size:12px;"><i>Mark Twain</i></a><P><p style="color: #CC0033; font-family: helvetica; font-size:12px;"><i><b>Please identify yourself in 1st email. If I haven't traded w/you before, I will require *legit* trade references & will gladly provide the same.</i></b></p><BR>If you're happy w/our trade, please leave feedback for me at:<BR><a href="http://www.refundsweepers.com/dcforum/feedback/1133.html">http://www.refundsweepers.com/dcforum/feedback/1133.html</a><BR>I'll gladly do the same for you upon request.:)<P>
1|1|thanks for the humor|glennie58|glenn_scott@alumni.ksg.harvard.edu|19:19:01|11/05/2008|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Nov-05-08 at 07:19 PM (Eastern) by 98.26.91.220</font></center><p>lol
2|1|roflmbo!  some of these are TOO funny!|pussecat|pu55ecat@aol.com|19:19:05|11/05/2008|<center><font size="1" color="#000099" class="f_postedon">Posted on Nov-05-08 at 07:19 PM (Eastern) by 24.129.66.182</font></center><p>***** BOYCOTT COUPON CLIPPING SERVICES that don't want YOU trading *****<P><P>