Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp
near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and
said,
I can't understand how you can be so much bigger
than me
. We're the same age; we were the same size as
kids.
I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot
by the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait
for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them
by the leg, shake the ---- out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your
problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the
time you finish shaking the ---- out of a politician,'
there's nothing left but an ---hole and a briefcase!
1|1|ROFL, love it! :D|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|15:47:19|10/17/2008|
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