HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE..
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSW ERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT
UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASSED,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
SON-OF-A-B ASKED:
' WHAT DID YOU TEACH? '
Ugh I can see this happening to me!!
1|1|my 15yr old busted at this one!|couponsnsamples|couponsnsamples@hotmail.com|07:31:12|09/11/2008|
how funny... 2|1| ROFL!! This is TOO CUTE!!|clevengerclan|turtlebugmyers@hotmail.com|17:22:12|09/11/2008|
HA HA HA 3|1|LOLOL! :D|saint6811|waylan@comcast.net|17:39:18|09/11/2008|
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy." 4|1|That was so funny!|jsevier|asevier@twlakes.net|19:14:05|09/11/2008|
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5|2|ROFL, MAN IS THIS TRUE|JOYHAPPYONE|DAIDOLA5@AOL.COM|19:56:15|09/11/2008|
I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING TO BE THIS OLD...AT MY AGE I'VE SEEN IT ALL, I'VE HEARD IT ALL, AND I'VE DONE IT ALL..I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER IT ALL!!!!!!!! 6|3|LMAO That is so cute!|jen_ron|jennyayn@earthlink.net|22:42:56|09/11/2008|
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