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 "*A Joke* previously divorced ten "

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"*A Joke* previously divorced ten "
Posted by greatdane on Oct-16-07 at 12:30 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Oct-16-07 at 12:30 PM (Eastern) by 24.3.122.50

A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if
you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great
it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it
and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system
up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic
process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure
how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was
talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was
look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was.... God, I miss him

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"


"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"


"You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW
I'm gonna get screwed."


(what number husband do you have???)

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1 . "perfect!"
Posted by glennie58 on Oct-16-07 at 12:49 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Oct-16-07 at 12:49 PM (Eastern) by 71.206.78.8

lol

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2 . "Too funny but so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by robinw2927 on Oct-16-07 at 08:33 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Oct-16-07 at 08:33 PM (Eastern) by 71.30.210.136

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>by 24.3.122.50
>A young man married a beautiful
>woman who had
>
>previously divorced ten
>
>husbands. On their wedding night, she
>told her new
>
>husband, "Please be
>
>gentle; I'm still a virgin."
>
> "What?" said the
>puzzled groom."How can that be if
>
> you've been married
>ten times?
> "Well,
>husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
>he
> kept telling me
>how great
> it was
>going to be."
>
>"Husband #2 was in Software Services;
>he was never
>
>really sure how it was
>
> supposed to function, but
>he said he'd look into it
>
> and get back
>to me."
> "Husband
>#3 was from Field Services; he
>said
> everything checked out
>
> diagnostically but he just
>couldn't get the system
>
>up."
> "Husband #4
>was in Telemarketing; even though he
>
> knew he had the
>order, he
> didn't know when
>he would be able to deliver."
>
> "Husband
>#5 was an Engineer, he understood
>the basic
> process but wanted
>
> three years to research, implement,
>and design a new
> state-of-the-art
>
> method."
> "Husband #6
>was from Administration; he thought he
>
> knew how, but he wasn't
>
> sure whether it was his
>job or not."
> "Husband
>#7 was in Marketing; although he
>had a
> product, he
>was never sure
> how to
>position it."
> "Husband
>#8 was a psychiatrist; all he
>ever did was
> talk about
>it."
> "Husband #9 was
>a gynecologist; all he did was
>
> look."
> "Husband #10
>was a stamp collector; all he
>ever did
> was.... God, I miss
>him
> "But now that I've
>married you, I'm so excited!"
> "Wonderful," said
>the husband, "but, why?"
>
> "You're with the Government.... This
>time I KNOW
> I'm gonna get screwed."
>
> (what number husband do
>you have???)


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