Posted on Jul-29-07 at 06:25 PM (Eastern) by 4.225.94.76People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
>>the
>>front of the church.
>>
>>Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
>>each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.
>>
>>Soon everyone had exited the church except for one woman who
>>sat
>>calmly in her pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
>>God's
>>ultimate enemy was in her presence.
>>So Satan walked up to the woman and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
>>The woman replied, "Yep, sure do" !
>>Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
>>Nope, sure ain't." said the woman.
>>"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
>>"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the woman in an even tone.
>>"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all
>>eternity?" persisted Satan.
>>Yep," was the calm reply.
>>"And, you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
>>"Nope," said the woman.
>>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
>>of
>>me?"
>>The woman calmly replied, "Been married to your brother for 30 years."
