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 "stay at home moms....must read this.....very funny..."

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"stay at home moms....must read this.....very funny..."
Posted by christinasears on Jul-29-07 at 01:56 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 01:56 PM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68

my brother emailed me this one is true ..should show to hubbies...lol...made my day ..cs


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to
know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to
do their homework, then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and
put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months, though. You got pregnant last night."


wow i guess u have to be a woman.....lol luv ya .........Tim

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1 . "LOL gonna send that one to my hubby"
Posted by brattyblueeyez on Jul-29-07 at 02:03 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:03 PM (Eastern) by 4.227.32.68

Thanks!

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2 . "i think we all should lol.."
Posted by christinasears on Jul-29-07 at 02:08 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:08 PM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68

>Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:03 PM (Eastern)
>by 4.227.32.68Thanks!


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3 . "OH yeah! b/c if mine says one more time ...."
Posted by brattyblueeyez on Jul-29-07 at 02:27 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:27 PM (Eastern) by 4.227.32.68

"you need to get a job" I am gonna hit him LOL


I work my butt off everyday, usually alot more hours then he does at his "job"

men!

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4 . "oh yeah, that is great, thanks for sharing, gonna print it for hubby"
Posted by ddbnana on Jul-29-07 at 02:39 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:39 PM (Eastern) by 64.136.27.226

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5 . "i know im the first one up and last one to go to bed.."
Posted by christinasears on Jul-29-07 at 04:50 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-29-07 at 04:50 PM (Eastern) by 205.188.116.68

>Posted on Jul-29-07 at 02:39 PM (Eastern)
>by 64.136.27.226.


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6 . "up for a good laugh..."
Posted by christinasears on Jul-30-07 at 01:14 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Jul-30-07 at 01:14 PM (Eastern) by 205.188.116.68

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