Posted on Jul-25-07 at 11:19 PM (Eastern) by 68.22.207.22

My sister just e-mailed me this, and I had to share, I think we all need to laugh today.

> Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
> the last one is great!
> Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
> immediately take the words back...
> or that you could crawl into a hole?
> Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
>
>
> FIRST TESTIMONY:
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
> and asked loudly,
> "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
> I turned around and walked back out and never went back
> My husband didn't say a word...
> he knew better.
>
>
> SECOND TESTIMONY:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
> I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
> After browsing for several minutes,
> I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
> store.
> He asked if he could help me.
> Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with
> mens balls"
>
> THIRD TESTIMONY:
> My sister and I were at the mall and
> passed by a store that sold a
> variety of candy and nuts.
> As we were looking at the display case,
> the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
> I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
> My sister started to laugh hysterically.
> The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
> To this day,
> my sister has never let me forget.
>
>
> FOURTH TESTIMONY :
> While in line at the bank one afternoon,
> my toddler decided to release
> some pent-up energy and ran amok.
> I was finally able to grab hold of
> her after receiving looks of disgust
> and annoyance from other patrons.
> I told her that if she did not start behaving
> "right now" she would be punished.
> To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
> threatening,
> "If you don't let me go right now,
> I will tell Grandma that I saw you
> kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
> The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
> Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
> I mustered up the last of my dignity and
> walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
> The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
> laughter.
>
>
> FIFTH TESTIMONY:
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
> My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
> him constantly.
> One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
> It was very busy, with a full dining room.
> While enjoying my taco,
> I smelled something funny,
> so of course I checked
> my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
> The realized that Danny
> had not asked to go potty in a while.
> I asked him if he needed to go,
> and he said "No" .
> I kept thinking
> "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
> me."
> Then I said,
> "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
> "No," he replied.
> I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
> worse.
> Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time
> he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
> bent over, spread his cheeks
> and yelled
> "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
> he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
> An old couple made me feel better,
> thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
>
>
> LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
> and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
> in the future, likely think before she speaks.
> What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
> We had a female news anchor that,
> the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
> turned to the weatherman and asked:
> "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
> Not only did HE have to leave the set,
> but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
>
> Now, didn't that feel good?
> Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
> ! and remember
> we all say things we don't really mean,
> so think before you speak

• OH MY that is WAY TOO FUNNY!, kellysp6637, 11:29 PM, Jul-25-07
• ROFL, thanks Linda, I needed that!!, Mackiesmudder, 11:56 PM, Jul-25-07
  • {{SMILING}} you welcome ladies!!!, HONEY11, 11:58 PM, Jul-25-07
• Loved it!!!, Tracey10, 00:17 AM, Jul-26-07
• Too Funny!!, nancygal, 10:28 AM, Jul-27-07

Posted on Jul-25-07 at 11:29 PM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68

Loved it....thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Jul-25-07 at 11:56 PM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68

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Posted on Jul-25-07 at 11:58 PM (Eastern) by 68.22.207.22

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Posted on Jul-26-07 at 00:17 AM (Eastern) by 24.20.84.243

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Posted on Jul-27-07 at 10:28 AM (Eastern) by 207.69.137.36

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