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 "early mothers day funny" 

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"early mothers day funny"
Posted by LindaOH on May-11-17 at 10:55 AM (Eastern)
Posted on May-11-17 at 10:55 AM (Eastern) by 75.180.37.22

number 4 is so true for my house I once asked if they knew how
He Said She Said

He said ... I do not know why you wear a bra; You've got nothing to put in it.
She said ... You wear pants do not you?

He said ... Shall we try swaping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money?
She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ... How many men do it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ... We do not know; It has never happened.

He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ... They already have boyfriends.

She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said ... A widow.

He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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1 . "Thy were cute!!"
Posted by melpaul on May-11-17 at 11:22 AM (Eastern)
Posted on May-11-17 at 11:22 AM (Eastern) by 100.11.103.163

Thanks

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