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 "too funny! :)"

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"too funny! :)"
Posted by pussecat on Sep-12-07 at 01:14 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Sep-12-07 at 01:14 PM (Eastern) by 71.203.189.63


Don't step on the Ducks !!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one
rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step
on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid
them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this
ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a
duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting
to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall,
long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on
a duck!"


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1 . "LOLOLOLOL! :D"
Posted by saint6811 on Sep-12-07 at 04:40 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Sep-12-07 at 04:40 PM (Eastern) by 74.135.100.124

"...just listen to your heart, that's what I do."
~Napolean Dynamite

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2 . "good one"
Posted by angNC on Sep-12-07 at 11:10 PM (Eastern)
Posted on Sep-12-07 at 11:10 PM (Eastern) by 4.152.51.157

you made me smile!

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3 . "made me laugh..."
Posted by christinasears on Sep-13-07 at 07:22 AM (Eastern)
Posted on Sep-13-07 at 07:22 AM (Eastern) by 64.12.116.68

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